A series of unfortunate events...in MDG

After Fiqa's elimination, my faith in the Malaysian Dreamgirl competition has somewhat trickled into this huge pool of disappointment. Fiqa's Wella Inspiration picture was the best of the bunch and the others failed miserably in capturing nice photos (the truth is, the other pictures suck!). Why la the voters sooooooooooo BLIND?

Obviously, the 3Fs (family-friend-fan) have definitely taken over the competition. The judges don't judge and the host doesn't host. The rest who actually spend money to sms their honest votes of who truly deserves to stay are most probably wasting their money because in the end, the 3Fs will do ANYTHING to keep their MDG in the game.

This week's Savanh Too photoshoot says it all. Two words: HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.

Adeline's facial expression is the SAME all the time. ALL THE TIME. It's like, no matter what make-up or hairstyle she has, YOU KNOW IT'S HER because her facial expression does not change! You can't be a model with just ONE LOOK!



I do not understand why she feels the need to purse her lips in the photos. Perhaps she should try relaxing her lips, so her pictures might turn out better. MIGHT.



Cindy cannot take good manly photos because she does not look good at all with all her hair up! She does not have high cheekbones nor a defined jawline.


See what I mean?



This is a couture photoshoot, so if Hanis had arched her back more, it would have been perfect! Also, Datin Hanis just needs to relax her fingers and place them to look more graceful. It looks like a haggard old witch's hands.



Let me juxtapose Hanis's hands and the witch's hands.


See!!!



By letting her teeth show (again!), Jay has taken haute couture out of this photo. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty decent shot of her!


Close your mouth, Jay!!!



I cannot take my eyes off the flab of flesh that is squeezing out off her sides. Facial expressions, SAME again. At least Nadia's Wella Inspiration shoot looks decent. Her Savanh Too shoot is...mediocre, to be kind. And what was that whole speech about her feeling "AYU" as a Malay wearing batik? LOL I couldn't stop laughing. If she's AYU, then Hanis is...super duper absolutely AYU? And what was that whole debacle during the photoshoot where Sazzy asked her whether everything was ok? Hellooooo...information?


Same old, same old. Actually, the second one is worse.


Ringo, Ringo, Ringo. The bubble skirt did not overwhelm her like most other people think. All she has to do is to arch her back more and stick her shoulders outwards and stand slightly off. This could have been a perfect haute couture shoot!


Same profile. Same cute cheeks. Same lack of cheekbones and jawline.

Did you guys notice that most of the Savanh Too photos look similar to their Wella Inspiration photos? Does that mean that these girls have learned absolutely nothing??? Very likely.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that this was a haute couture photoshoot. Haute couture photoshoots are all about weird body angles and contortions. Like I said, DISAPPOINTING.

Here's what haute couture photos should look like:




Hmm..Cindy and Ringo do not have to be worried about elimination although their pictures are mediocre...because Cindy has a daddy (oooh it rhymes!) who will "make sure she stays in the competition" and Ringo has her fans who will do the same.

*yawn*

Hmm...if that's the case...if it was down to the 2 of them, who will win? Cindy's daddy or Ringo's fans?

Haha...see! It's not even about Cindy or Ringo.

LOL. 'Nuff said.